ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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