I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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