I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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