btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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