Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(905): View more from Toronto

I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater

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(207): View more from Maine

so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you

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(352): View more from Florida

I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.

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(407): View more from Florida

Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't

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(519): View more from Ontario

i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..

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(734): View more from Michigan

If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.

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(253): View more from Washington

We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.

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(817): View more from Texas

like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello

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