Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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