He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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