The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
