FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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