Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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