I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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