Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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