i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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