I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
please come you make the beer taste better
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Randomize
