doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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