What should our trivia night team be named?
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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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