Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she peed on how many people?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
