think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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