So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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