So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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