the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
