You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
