I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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