The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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