You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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