I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
