I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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