I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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