Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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