just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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