i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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