last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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