Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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