Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
