i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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