He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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