my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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