If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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