i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she was so not down for the gang bang
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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