You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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