we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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