Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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