We're facebook friends in real life
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
