She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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