How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake