Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Are my feet made of real feet?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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