I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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