I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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