Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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