Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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