You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My ass is underappreciated
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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