I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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