32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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