You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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